I've never fallen asleep while driving. I have however, yelled gibberish while driving. I do it all the time. Why? Because I can, because I can say whatever I want and nobody will hear me while I'm speeding along at 65 miles per hour. At least I assume nobody hears me. My fear is that someday my phone will call my girlfriend up and she'll just hear me saying things like, "Poppity-pop poop man! wiener butts. Yuckin' it up with the wiener butts! OH YOU ASSHOLE! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE! Jesus criminy...praise lord criminy." Then she'll know the truth about me.
I've added a couple new shirts to my store. They're a couple of designs that I did a while back for the Woot.com contest. They didn't win but I think they're winners! Anyway, Beefcake is a good shirt for those of you with lots of muscles or those of you who want to appear muscular, or even those of you who enjoy eating steak and pretending it's a piece of cake. The other shirt, Your Fly is Down features an embarrassing situation between two flies. So go check 'em out, why don't ya, and maybe buy some. I sure would be glad you did.Posted 10:37
Sun 08 January