I have an invention idea; A robot that get's shocked and offended for you. Why waste your precious energy getting offended by things that don't affect you? Because if you don't get offended you'll burn in the lake of fire, that's why. So, invent a machine that can take offence for you. I imagine the Robot will have one eye that will fire monocles out of it whenever you feel uncomfortable with gays kissing or something. The more shock and discomfort the more monocles will fire out at high speeds, like machine gun fire.
"Updates, back to normal." said a spokesman for Daily Doodle founder Jeff Morin. Recently the updates on Doodlecomic.com have been anything but daily, as the title of the comic would suggest. In a recent post on Doodlecomic.com it was said that this was due to the busy schedule of founder Jeff Morin. "There was just hardly any time for it with all that was going on." He said in an interview. But rumors have been swirling around the blog-o-sphere that he has been vacationing in the Hamptons on the company's dime. "These allegations are just not true" said a spokesman for the cartoonist "I can assure you that Jeff takes The Daily Doodle very seriously and wants nothing more than to maintain a consistent update schedule."
Regardless of what the reasons were. Things are back to normal at the popular webcomic site. For the time being at least.Posted 20:35
Tue 01 May