Have you been in a car crash? During that car crash did a straw from a fast food soda cup get go up your butt, causing no injuries but making you feel very, very ashamed of your self and causing you to reflect upon your life and all the choices you've made? Then call the law offices of Hibbons and Harpo. We could use a good laugh.
I just added 3 new designs to my Zazzle store. One is a Halloween/vampire design that says "Real vampires wear capes" and is available on a T-shirt and a mug. The other two are some politically themed designs perfect for wearing to the polls this November and pissing off members of the opposite political party. I've also got several more T-shirt designs and the like, that go well with Halloween. You can go check them all out right here.
Sun 07 October